Sunday, November 11, 2007
before i post the joke let me update abit first! LOL! on friday, celebrated jianning & clarabelle's birthday :) hope they had many many fun! LOL! anyways i am lazy to post the photos so yah i will update the photos somewhere and you guys go see! LOL! then on sat when for bs then after that went home and slack! LOL! then today went to church. accompanied sihui to get her stuff after church. we had lotsa fun too esp at spotlight in ps. HAHA!
that's me having fun! LOL!
and now the funny joke!!
A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia ..
He was having his coffee,
croissants, bread, butter & jam at the hotel's coffee house. A Malaysian man
who was chewing gum, sat down next to him & started a casual conversation.
Malaysian : 'You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?'
Singaporean :
'Of course.'
Malaysian : 'We don't. In Malaysia , we only eat what's
inside.The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into
croissants & sell them across to Singapore .'
The Malaysian then had a
smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.
Malaysian :
'Do you eat the jam with the bread?'
Singaporean : 'Of course.'
Malaysian (chuckling): 'We don't. In Malaysia , we eat fresh fruit for
breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds & other left-overs in a
container, recycle them, transform them into jam, before we sell it across to
Singapore .'
This time, the Singaporean retorted : 'Do you have sex in
Malaysia ?'
Malaysian : 'Why, of course we do'
Singaporean : 'Do you
wear protection'
Malaysian : 'Of course! We wear condoms.'
Singaporean :
'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?'
Malaysian :
'Stupid question ! Of course we throw them away.'
Singaporean : 'We don't.
In Singapore , the government secretly puts them in a container, recycle them,
melt them down into chewing gum & sell them across to Malaysia ,... &
that's the real reason why we banned chewing gum in Singapore .'
Y11/11/2007 08:31:00 PM
